*sniffle* Why must this be? I know, you were just crushed that nothing new was happening. It'll be covered in chicken feathers, and shaped like a chicken. My calculator is nifty. Behind the Scenes: How the British Library Digitizes One of the Worlds Biggest Books, View Leonardo Da Vincis Notebooks Online and Go Inside the Mind of a Genius, Library Places 1,600+ Occult Books Online With Help From The Da Vinci Code Author, 20+ Creative Gifts for People Who Love to Read. Today's lesson is: subliminal messages . That teaches our youth that it's okay to agree to help someone, and then ruin their experiment. i called home, and waited another hour for my ridetraffic to the school was one way. I'll just go on and on about how crazy you COULD be. I've been a paranoid, conspiracy seeking mood lately and the newest threat to my sanity is: smoke detectors! Otherwise you'd think I was delusional, or something. Obviously, you know this. Because I have nothing else to do right now. Shoot them down like the dogs they are! and Jones: Sho, Kernel; sho now and catching him as he fell and commandeering the first passing wagon to take him to the house and carry him up the front steps and through the paintless formal door beneath its fanlight imported pane by pane from Europe which Judith held open for him to enter with no change, no alteration in that calm frozen face which she had worn for four years now, and on up the stairs and into the bedroom and put him to bed like a baby and then lie down himself on the floor beside the bed though not to sleep since before dawn the man on the bed would stir and groan and Jones would say, flyer I am, Kernel. The sentence ends up with a 3,609,750-letter . All rights reserved. I probley wouldn't actually print this out (think how much paper it would take!) That's what they need to do with the water. Every single person you know could just be figments of your imagination, you could even be in a crazy house! Yea*waits for applause* okay! Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (thats me) is allowed to cause vague, pain like sensations while the offending person (or alien life form, dog, etc.) Sonow I am down to one and a half readers. I mean, who'd a thought? I mean, I don't think I could afford a monkey, and I'm not exactly on the streets. BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! HOW, I ask you!? *sigh* There are no topics anywhere near me. If you can spare any of these items, please e-mail them to me. but they did not give the award because i was a kid :C, @arkin It is supposedly the worlds longest published novel in English at 2.5 million words. You'd have to be an absolute loser (or really bored) to come here. I thought of another very good reason to assist with the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony! PlusI gots oblimagationsobligaton.obligations to this site. That's right! No suprise. Unless someone does something, Neo, Morpheus and many others will die. Just like how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop. we had to get there one hour and fifteen minutes early because there was traffic. All I know is that I've been assuming one thing while the person in charge has been assuming a completly different thing. Code: 472 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that this site in no way aknowledges the existance of other, better sites (hereon reffered to as the Losers) The Losers are a myth. Now, a long time ago, people were sort of smarter. We believe that this is the longest single sentence in . So I at least have an excuse for not doing that. Come on everyone, group hug. Remember, e-mail psopc@flaming-chickens.com the much needed suppliesif that is possible. Anyway, I'm gonna go. I'm allergic to parts of it, have irrational fears about others and I'm pretty sure it's against my Jenny religionalong with eating mashed potatoes, or potatoes of any kind. But never senile. It was inspired, in part, by my sheer and utter boredom. Okay, I'm done with that litte commercial. Before you know it, we'll have orange alligators, pink tigers and blue lions. If you judged everything by what it doesn't acomplish, then the entire world is populated by pointless beings. It's about the (supposedly) infinite nature of the universe. You people sicken me. Number Ten: This is the list that never ends. Our mind's cannot conceive of the vastness of infinity. if you like our Facebook fanpage, you'll receive more articles like the one you just read! I had some conspriacy or another to rant about. I'm glad you're not just in my life but that you're my better half. MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! you will all suffer as i have suffered when and if you graduate. And then I was unable to get on the computer and I forgot most of it. You would have to have several characteristics that I possess. It's true, and all, but I have no proof about wal-mart, or certain fast food resteraunts. *blinks* Wowso I'm NOT paranoid. I rule theer*random Loyal Minion whispers in ear* That's right! I can't think of anything!? She immediatly replied "Clara Barton". *there's that darn cricket again* And I have a genuine question to ask all of my loyal readers *cough-cough* Okay, here it is: Is it normal for a non-gender specific sibling to carry around various dead reptiles (snakes, turtles, lizards etc.) TACO will eventually destroy him. I think this is so cool that he spent this time on it but who would really read this all, omg i have to read this about a week and im done and i just want to say this have made my day, i have wrote a story which has 12083 words in it. I hadn't had a genuine sugar rush since I was 11. The first part of the trip was fairly easy. There were many people that were the same age as me and my siblings (no one in the room but us were under 30) Us kids had to be dragged kicking and screaming from the bar ( I almost fell asleep during the last game I watched) As we left, there was a feeling of goodwill and fellowship between all(my sister locked me out of the car and wouldn't let me in untill I started yelling profanity in her general direction) The high point of the entire night was when my mother gave me $21 for my report card. I don't care if I'd get home only an hour or so before I normaly do. Then it must diepainfully. I am so buying this movie when it comes out on DVD. When I tried to talk to him, he tossed it away nonchalantly and pretended he hadn't heard me. The researches even used highly advanced technololgy to map the surface of a pancake and compare it to documented geology of Kansas. I think it's pretty funny. I, being weird, am pretty much immune to such expectations. Originally from Northern Ireland, she is an artist now based in Berlin. Some of the pages of this site contain a link encouging the two and a half people to e-mail the Patron Saint of Paper Clips. I see. The little counter at the bottom keeps going up? 11. And "Mr. Owl" replies "OneTwooThree! NO, wait. I don't mean to insult you if you DO have a tan. It will be a truly magestic site, as it launches from the earth, spewing excess oxygen, cardboard, feathers and tape. If the facts beg to differ, than the facts are wrong. Someday, I'm gonna snap and just delete this entire thing. Now, you may be wondering what is so terrifying about a small, white, feather. In any case, wouldn't the blinkie light help night-vision cameras see in the dark? And if you expect something and get nothing, you feel cheated. TAB members got pizzalots of pizzaand candy. I probley should have capitalized something, or underlined but I'm feeling lazyhey, you try to keep your two and a half readers happy! Today was Halloween. I don't think. I took a whole bunch of personality quizzes and posted them there. Today, I was checking out some weird news. Unless, of course, the government was smart enough to have cameras without the blinkie light. It's a word. THANKS FOR COMING! Space is notorious for not having air. Despite its inclusion in the dictionary, it's generally considered superfluous, having been coined simply to claim the title of the longest English word. This would have resulted in the deaths of numerous pedistriansand I would still probably be wondering around in search of a McDonalds. Experience vague, pain-like sensations when you're not paying attention) This has been a public service announcement. Once we are on our Lunar Landing Site, we will engage in many exciting activites, primarily related to suffucating and starving. Code: 843 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that in no way is the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who?) I see you have no reaction to that, do you Hypothetical Reader? That's funny!!!! Seeyahmmm..I wonder if there's subliminal stuff in my computerI'm back. www.flaming-chickens.com! Why not click on the Very Weird Stuff link to see more, or click on the music link? First devised by professor William J. Rapaport in 1972, this notorious sentence plays on reduced relative clauses, different part-of-speech readings of the same word, and center embedding. Why else would they invest all that money to show commercials in their own store? Once I got this computer, I decided to do something similar on my beloved site. Now THAT'S just weird. Okay. Did you know that there is over two miles of air sitting on you right now? This Book Is the Longest Sentence Ever Written and Then Published (2020), by humor writer Dave Cowen, consists of one sentence that runs for 111,111 words, and is a stream of consciousness memoir. Once upon a terribly dreadful time, there was a small cat-licking bird that lived on a lane by my house whose name was Charles just like every other soul, male or female, that lived on my smelly, stinky, orange, old, rotten, messy, busted cul-de-sac between . If you have some extra time, you can read it at marienbadmylove.com. May your day be shiney! I know it was her idea, 'cause my dad hates it, too. Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. Gotta go, must lure innocent victems to the second most pointless site ever!!!! RISE UP AND BARE YOUR BISCUIT FILTY FANGS AT THE LEASH WIELDING DEMON!! I mean, she traded Asia for a carrot! **** MY NAVEL ITCHES!! Or, if I was weirder than I am, I could at least kill the monkey with the organ and eat it. HILARIOUS! I made a virtual pet for it. Here goes. (Think of the fake-looking Star Trek aliens). But everything else I've said so far is true. longest possible text for discord. In a moment of inspiration, I asked her who America fought. Not that my mother is annoyingjust set in her ways. Why bother asking? . I usually have less than 30 minutes. Plus, the fire gradually gets louder, and hotter, and smokier. I didn't know that they had such good technology back then. Follow him at@jdmagness, by Josh Jones | Permalink | Comments (30) |. There is exactly 500 units of distance between the two extremes of winning amounts (0 and 500) BUT! Speaking of publishing, I do plan on somehow, someday publishing this as the first rambling narrative that makes no sense, and is about as interesting as rereading the almanac. You didn't run screaming to another site, thankfull for the chance to escape this insanity. That made little sense. But I HATE spending three hours of every day in a "class" when everyone else's class is only an hour and a half. He sneaks into neighboring homes, and takes clothing, wrapped christmas presents, and anything he can find. As you read this Historicly Accurate Anecdote, you must realize the parallel between it and the fable The Emperoro's New Clothes. That will be a wonderous day. You mean that I'm just randomly responding regardless of your reactions? Gone would be the days when parents told children to play outside, it's a nice day. Even if I put it in a less chaotic, more user-friendly format people would still ignore this because it involves: reading. How could I forget the stupid Tootsie Roll Pop Commercials? We made a guild, and I wrote out the transcripts of the first ever Asparagus War in narrative form (mock epic, very cheesey) Since it's very, very long, I'll post it here to meet my imaginary word quota for the day!