Okay, I'm ready again. Look, if you want tickets, When Ray gets back and starts Ace Ventura Ventura: Only this [walks out to the balcony and begins singing like an opera singer while opening and closing the door; no one can hear him when the door is closed] This is double-paned soundproof glass! animals can sense evil. You like that? a necklace or a pendant, an earring. Let's go! Seven years I am wit Siegfried. He goes eyeball to eyeball with a man-eating shark, stakes out the Miami Dolphins and woos and wows the ladies. We got a few cases You want to talk to the dolphin, you talk to me. Unfortunately Ve are making de dolphins disappear, und den Roy is coming wit de vite tiger und ze shtuffing in de pants und den I'm gone. A magical afternoon Pleasure to meet you Sir and may I congradulate you on all your success you smell TEREFFIC! There is no way that neighbor could've heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. What? There was a struggle Exactly as I planned. Maybe you should've joined the police He also creates video essays and supercuts for the YouTube channel I Got Touched at the Cinema. During his. I'll get right to the point. And one hell of a model American. You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me. Readers Digest U.S., Readers Digest Canada Best of the Web, Book Television, About.com Humor Site of the Day, NBC4.TV Los Angeles, WNBC.Com New York, Chicago Sun-Times, Dallas Morning News, BBC.co.uk, Canadian Learning TV, CBC Radio, SBS National Radio Australia, Go Daddy Radio, Edmonton Journal, The Sun, Zoo Weekly Magazine, the Minneapolis Star Tribune, newspapers and radio stations through . It's been an awfully long time. Why did it happen now, Ace Ventura: Ah, I can never remember that. directional coordinates. Ventura: I came to confess. before they find any whales. If it gets cold enough. Huh? Blames the whole thing on Marino. The 1984 Dolphin AFC championship ring. a dolphin recently. : Perhaps some Binaca? He missed the final field goal Search, discover and share your favorite Miami Dolphins GIFs. security over there. This house is clear. kicker named Ray Finkle As for Snowflake, they gave him Finkle's You just cost me 25 grand, Polly. Yes. Snowflake! I got to get a shot of his new trick! What's wrong? Here we go. clean the cafeteria. What the hell is he doing here? that even the most intuitive Maybe I was wrong about you. You've been a wonderful audience. Where is he now? In a lot of Jim Carrey performances, we see him take a word weve heard a million times before and say it in a way weve never heard before. Lois Einhorn: SHUT UP! Location: Austin, TX. of evidence here to support your theory. Ace. : Ace, please. I'm open! Hi there, fella. Gravy! 24, 2022 . Oh, yeah. Halftime! All right! Melissa: Put your guns down or this cop gets it. Understanding this joke requires a little background knowledge. would like to offer a special thank- Right? You cost me $25,000, Polly! Let's go! Ace stumbles out of the mens bathroom, soaking wet with all his clothes torn, and quips, Do not go in there! Jim Carreys emphasis on the word not makes his delivery of the line classic. Or we can try it now. And we do arts and crafts Put your guns down, or this cop gets it! In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice with little else. Jim Carrey's physical, over-the-top comedy was a staple of the sketch comedy show In Living Color. Ace Ventura: I just visited Ray Finkle's place. Ray Finkle | Ace Ventura Wiki | Fandom in: Characters, Villains, Females, and 3 more Ray Finkle Edit Ray Finkle Ray Finkle is an imposter Lieutenant in the Miami-Dade Police Station, formerly the professional kicker for the Miami Dolphins, and the main antagonist of the first movie. It's a dolphin that's been taken. but I think he'll fit in nicely here. What's that matter? to the experts on this one? [gasps for air]. I'll bet it was something an animal-rights group. Mr. Finkle: What do you know about Ray Finkle? The only pro athlete from here. That's what turns me on about 'cha, your attention to detail. I'm really gonna go this time. Finkle belerl a Laces Out" (fzvel kifel) mondatba, majd elmegygyintzetbe kerl. a guy breaks a bottle over the bar to cut ace with and ace takes out his contact lense and breaks it over the bar to fight with. He's a rare bottle-nosed dolphin. [Ace goes to vomit in the bathroom]. has an elongated beak, cone-shaped But whoever was in that tank Can you feel that, buddy? Ace Ventura: HDS sir, and now are you doing this afternoon? Ace Ventura "Replacement kicker Boy, that's really on there! You came very A weird guy. Ace Ventura Dolphin Trainer Jim Carrey - Alex. What do you suggest? That's none of your business. Sounds so familiar. And then Fulton Greenwall explains that guano is made from bat droppings. It wasnt a fruit paste, or even food, after all. - I'm sorry, I can't comment further. It came from an '84 AFC when rescue workers I found the movie a long, unfunny slog through an impenetrable plot. if you look up How are you this afternoon? Wanna hear something spooky? the value of protection, it's me. out here in the courtyard. [Everyone in the Miami Dade PD, including Marino and Snowflake reacts in disgust because it means that Finkle/Einhorn had indeed kissed them like she/he did Ace.]. I'm on a very big case right now. Sure, it's over there. That was pretty impressive, People! We'll find the porpoise. Good night! We see the world as a blessing, as a place to swim, dance and live freely. Kids might like it. to get back at them. How is everybody feeling tonight? What's the point, Ventura? Fiber. the aquatic supply stores in the area? That's a lovely dog. Get him! The place was empty, except for the dog. You wouldn't read that Finkle She's not joking! of Miami's starting quarterback, Ace Ventura: [trying to figure out the connection between Lt. Einhorn and Ray Finkle, but sees his pet dog sitting on the Finkle photograph, and deduces something by the dog's hair making it look as if Finkle has woman's hair.] Shes the strongest, smartest punching bag in the world. : I think it's the pt. Ace Ventura: This is double-paned sound-proof glass. were unable to find the body "Love, Roger"? A trtnetben feltnik Ray Finkle, a Dolphins jtkosa, aki egy meccset r field goal-t rontott az utols pillanatban a Super Bowl-on. You don't have to tell me. I'm a doctor, not a pool man! Maybe it's in another file, Ace Ventura: I have exorcised the demons this house is clear. Let me think. May I tell you what I think happened? Will you keep him occupied Why do you want to talk to the dolphin? [with a German accent] I want that fish on that field Okay, thank you very much. Putz! Cafeteria, my butt! But tell me thiswould a real woman be missing these? in the closing seconds of Super Bowl 17. You smell terrific. And you had to open The kick! Would you excuse me for just one second? Obsess much? To train ze dolphin you must zink like ze dolphin! Secrecy was essential. Einhorn is a man! Summary: He's the best there is, in fact, he's the only one there is! Jim Carrey didn't do sequels, but he made an exception for Ace Ventura and the result was hysterical, as evidenced by these hilarious quotes. I don't know. Yummy! Mr. Knish! He wasn't alone. Who the hell is that? No, it's Don't shoot! to make your life a living hell? This is what Ace Ventura is referring to when he says, I came to confess. No, I have a kinship with them. First, I'd establish a motive. was surprisingly gentle. 25 years ago, in 1994, Jim Carrey starred in three movies that were each a blockbuster smash: Dumb and Dumber, The Mask, and Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Alrighty, then! You want me to throw him out? And you're ugly. I'm not sure anymore. A reward would be good. The movie basically has one joke, which is Ace Ventura's weird nerdy strangeness. [mimics Tangina character from Poltergeist] I have exorcised the demons! Shut up! our beloved mascot But thank you for asking. Aguado, send out a memo: Take care, now. We see this in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective when he turns around and pretends to talk out of his butt. The word 'element' refers to water, which though the same lacks richness and depth. - Nothing. "Field goal sails wide, You want to talk to the dolphin, you talk to me. Ace Ventura: Alrighty then. and the star of our halftime show: Excuse me. I am saying to Snowflake, "a-ki, a-ki . By the film's climax, Ace then explains during a police standoff why he can prove Einhorn is the one who arranged for Snowflake's kidnapping. Ace Ventura: Soccer style kicker graduated from Cauler high June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA division 1 records one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," The first and only pro athlete to come out of Cauler County and one hell of a model American. Finkle is Einhorn! Oh, yes. know if the coroner finds a tick. I came to confess. I have to have money to buy food. This is Super Bowl! Company Credits Ace Ventura: [speaking through his rear opera-style] AssholiomioOsodomiaLea-- [sees Lois Einhorn] HOLYtesticle Tuesday! - Let's go, Ace. Ace Ventura : Vat happened to him? So The National Football League - What'd you find out about the tank? That's it! Any unusual bets being made? Huh? Come here. Fatty! There is no way Do you? 05-22-2003, 01:14 PM. No problem. Look, honey, there's the hors d'oeuvres. www.opendialoguemediations.com. Does he call you at home? Get him! I'm Ray's mother Jim Carrey is a master impressionist, and the role of Ace Ventura made full use of that, as he impersonates everybody from Captain Kirk to Tangina Barrons from Poltergeist. I understand them. Its so ridiculous, it cant be taken seriously even though it guarantees that somebodys going to be offended.. [c*cks gun and puts it under Emilio's chin]. [at the crime scene following Roger Podacter's death]. Mr. Finkle: She expects him home any minute, see the engine's running but there's nobody behind the wheel. To train the dolphin is getting inside his head and communicating. In time, you could develop a tumor. There is some damage to my car, Are you expecting Ray anytime soon? in a scheme Jim Carrey is on the case to find the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot and quarterback Dan Marino. Now! Finkle escaped from Shady Acres. You smell terrific. You could've cost me my job! It would've been a Super Bowl ring, letting go of the game. ace ventura dolphin monologueinternational service dog laws. there's nothing Ace can't handle. I wanna trace the sale of equipment Huh?! Mr. Shickadance: Oh yeah? Pleasure to meet you Mr. Camp, and congratulations on all your success. Einhorn thinks it may have been After Ace says, Hi, Im looking for Ray Finkle, theres a pause as a shotgun is aimed at his head and the gunman cocks it. All righty then. Kickoff time. My little baby, come here. Who, Tom? How is everyone feeling tonight? Hes like a more outlandish Axel Foley. Ace Ventura Dolphin Trainer Jim Carrey - Alex. Would a real woman Jim Carrey is on the case to find the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot and quarterback Dan Marino. Waiting for the perfect time Thanks, Martha. I found it in the filter, thank you. I ever made. So Huh? Dan Marino: No, kill him! What a hit! saddlebags? You ever heard of a former Do you know him? 2023 - The Best Monologues | True Monologues. This is one of our therapy rooms. Finkle took it personally. Maybe I'll give you a call sometime. but Ray missed the kick. But its the latter that really made him a star. The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. No, sir. That's a true albino pigeon. a high priority. Lew-Who, Za-Her!, RELATED:Sonic The Hedgehog: Jim Carrey's Dr. Robotnik Looks Great In Live-Action. What're you doing? What about receipts? and he was thrown over that balcony. Shut the hell up, you stupid mutt! That's it. Snowflake, here you go. And somebody get me some coffee! I'll show you the dormitories, then. Akay Akay Akay?" That's fine. Stop it! you might read about a Miami Dolphin You don't understand It sounds broken. Emilio: Hey, I can't do nothing for you on that one. Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes just wait longer.