Showing 1-30 of 421 "The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept." George Carlin tags: humor , insanity , lies , lying , self-indulgence , truth 19588 likes Like "The planet is fine. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, Wheres the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. George Carlin, 43. If you can find a solution to homelessness where the corporations and politicians can make a few million dollars each, you will see the streets of America begin to clear up pretty damn quick! George Carlin, 67. The poor are just there just to scare the shit out of the middle class. Were gonna save the fuckin planet? And, by the way, theres nothing wrong with the planet in the first place. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.George Carlin,Brain Droppings, THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: Please stop sucking my dick or Ill call the police. George Carlin,Brain Droppings, Some people have no idea what theyre doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.George Carlin, Some people see things that are and ask, Why?Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not?Some people have to go to work and dont have time for all that.George Carlin, Meow means woof in cat.George Carlin. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, youre going to have selfish, ignorant leaders. George Carlin, 73. By the way, it's the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.George Carlin, I dont have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. George Carlin, 26. Did you ever stop to thnk about all the people we kill? var googletag = googletag || {}; var ue_sid = "334-5362882-2183381"; George Carlin. George Carlin. var cookiePair = cookie.split('='); Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough not to quit. George Carlin, 21. The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election. George Carlin, 66. Really? A.src = t; "Never argue with an idiot. One can never know for sure what a deserted area can look like. George Carlin 13. //
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